Where the Ocean Meets Land

Three hundred metres from Ramberg Beach, all on one level, with air conditioning, a kitchen you can cook properly in, and sea and mountain views from a patio and a terrace. Yoga classes on the premises are an unusual line to find on a self-catering listing.

Adults. The house rules say children are not allowed, despite the playground among the facilities. Up to five can stay, in two bedrooms and on the sofa bed, with no stairs anywhere in the unit.

The listing contradicts itself about children: the house rules say they are not allowed, while family rooms and a children's playground both appear among the facilities. Ask before booking with a child. No internet service is recorded anywhere in the listing, so assume there is none until the property says otherwise. Pets are not taken, no cot or extra bed is available, and hen and stag parties are refused. Check-in starts at 15:00 with no closing hour given, and check-out is by 11:00.

One unit, sold as a Two-Bedroom Apartment of 84 m² with four beds recorded: two single beds in one bedroom, a double in the other, and a sofa bed in the living room, which brings the maximum to five. The bathroom has a bath or shower, free toiletries, a hairdryer, towels and toilet paper, and there is an additional toilet. The whole unit is on the ground floor, with its own entrance and soundproofing.

The whole unit is on the ground floor.

Private parking on site is free; no internet service is listed. The kitchen carries a dishwasher, an oven, a hob, a toaster, a coffee machine, an electric kettle, a fridge, kitchenware and cleaning products, with a washing machine and a drying rack beside it. Air conditioning, air purifiers, heating, hand sanitiser, board games and puzzles, a sofa, a dining table, tile or marble and hardwood floors and linen are listed. A patio and a terrace open off the apartment, with sea, garden and mountain views. The whole place is non-smoking.

Self-catering, with a kitchen equipped for real cooking and a dining area to eat in. No breakfast, restaurant or bar is offered, and the nearest food business the listing names is Lofotenmat Sa at 28 km.

55 Jusnesveien at Ramberg, in Flakstad municipality. Kartverket registers Ramberg 1.6 km from the property, and the point this guide uses for Ramberg is the same 1.6 km away in a straight line. Booking.com puts Ramberg Beach 300 metres off, records the setting as rural, and lists sea, garden and mountain views.

The listing gives Ramberg Beach as 300 metres, Nusfjord as 15 km, Lofotenmat Sa as 28 km, and both Vestvågøy Rådhus and Leknes Airport as 30 km. Parking on site is free, and the listing says sightseeing tours can be booked nearby.